Seeing vs. Being

Seeingyour reflectionis not the sameas being it.     This other little guy would sometimes say, “My freedom ends where my tongue ends and my brain begins.”     The No-matter-where-you-go-everything-has-its-price Department:On this one planetwhere they actuallyknow somethingthere’s no verification.     Wherever the nouns are masculine, the verbs say, “Hi ‘ya Big Boy!”  …

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Revolution-by-Invitation

Don’t wait forrevolution-by-invitation.     A guy over on that other world, had a sign in his hedge that said, “Reality re-named is still reality.”     Those totally captured have no real opposition.     Another guy said that it was his intention NOT to relive the history of Man. (And we asked him…

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Respect

In the time it takes to say it, you could have already thought about it.     A spokesman for that world, said that although he realized what the people believed was not correct, neither was the opposite.     One guy said, “Sometimes my gut tells me one thing, and my head another.”  And…

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Seamless

One of the voices said, “I shouldn’t even be telling you this.”  And he replied, “Don’t worry, you’re not.”     While measuring, if you come to a seam, sit down and take a break.     No need in the world to worry about job security here.     In most areas it doesn’t…

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Sideways

One commentator said, “Half of the report was editorializing.”  (Which shows he only read half the report.)     Remember: Even when its working at its best, on these planets, all criticism is but partial criticism.     It’s a tough climbsideways.     You may not believe me, but there is this one planet…

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Secrets

The idea of “secrets,” only confuses those already confused.     In the old-country, expecting “one thing to lead to another,” will lead you nowhere.     Our breath measures our health, or our lips our emotion, but who took the neural yardstick?     Don’t waitfor the captainto tell youthe ship’s going down.  …

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Priority Processing

One king once said, “You know, by not thinking just every time I had the urge to do so, I’ve probably saved enough postage to finance a new viaduct.”     All laws governing heat-and-motion are suspended while on vacation.     Just new info’snot enoughif you can’tprocess it.     If someone asks you…

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Sandwiches

Life can point you toward the mayonnaise, but sandwiches come in threes.     What could be more expected, than to listen to sad music when you’re sad? (Yeah, but there’s this other planet I could tell you about…)     Research & Development doesn’t mean much if your assembly line’s shut down.    …

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